We went to Malta, it was the best, worst holiday we ever had! 26 years on its still legend! The hotel was definitely not 4 star. The pool was not sparkling. The food was - well I cut into a sprout that was still frozen in the middle and it shot across the dining room to our hysterical laughter!

Dad disappeared one day and returned, very pleased with himself, with an open top jeep he'd hired. Malta roads were more pothole than road and one day he hit the pothole and I ended up wearing everyone's icy cold slush puppies! That raised shreaks form me and shrieks of laughter from every one else!

We loved that holiday!!!